90 Ridiculous Thanksgiving “Would You Rather” Questions + Free Printables

If you need some low effort Thanksgivings games, you must try these hilarious 90 Thanksgiving “Would You Rather” questions.

It is completely low effort group game and is great for family games, fall events or parties.

The questions below are ridiculously creative and suitable for all age groups.

• Get a free copy of these fun Thanksgiving questions at the end of this post.

Thanksgiving Dinner Would You Rather Questions

• 1. Would you rather wear a giant turkey costume or wear a turkey hat that gets bigger every hour?

• 2. Would you rather have every family member dress like a farmer or dress like a pilgrim?

• 3. Would you rather time travel to spend Thanksgiving with your great-grandparents or with future family?

• 4. Would you rather host a live HGTV Thanksgiving special with 20 crew members in your way, or have Gordon Ramsay cook your meal while yelling at you?

• 5. Would you rather accidentally spill red wine all over your host’s white couch, or have them catch you criticizing their dish?

• 6. Would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner in total silence, or have to sing every sentence?

• 7. Would you rather be followed by an aggressive turkey follow while walking, or have a squirrel steal your food everytime you blink?

• 8. Would you rather swap seats after every course, or swap plates?

• 9. Would you rather spend three hours decorating the Thanksgiving table, or micro-styling every dinner plate?

• 10. Would you rather guard the secret family recipe, or steal the best Thanksgiving leftovers?

• 11. Would you rather eat an all-kale Thanksgiving, or eat mystery dishes that smell weird?

• 12. Would you rather have two Thanksgivings a year, or eat Thanksgiving dinner every Sunday in November?

• 13. Would you rather speak only in turkey gobbles for an hour, or communicate only through charades?

• 14. Would you rather every turkey decoration start moving, or every pumpkin start talking?

• 15. Would you rather have dinner served by a marching band, or have every dish announced with a dramatic theme song?

Thanksgiving Food Would You Rather Questions

• 16. Would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner with no gravy, or every food drowning in gravy?

• 17. Would you rather eat fish-flavored pumpkin pie, or chocolate-flavored turkey?

• 18. Would you rather eat flavorless turkey, or burnt turkey?

• 19. Would you rather your dinner table collapse, or spill gravy all over your outfit?

• 20. Would you rather eat salty Thanksgiving dessert, or sugary mashed potatoes?

• 21. Would you rather have cranberry sauce that bounces like a rubber ball or mashed potatoes that jiggle like Jell-O?

• 22. Would you rather be allowed only to eat Thanksgiving main dish, or eat every Thanksgiving appetizer except the main course?

• 23. Would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner with a tiny baby spoon, or with your hands?

• 24. Would you rather have gravy come out of kitchen faucet or have cranberry sauce from the bathroom faucet?

• 25. Would you rather eat deconstructed gourmet meal or a 1950s canned gelatin mold dinner?

• 26. Would you rather eat Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast for a week, or eat pancakes for Thanksgiving dinner?

• 27. Would you rather every dish tastes like bubblegum, or every dessert taste like gravy?

• 28. Would you rather have all your Thanksgiving food mixed together on one plate or wait an hour between every course?

• 29. Would you rather describe everything you eat like a sports commentator or like a fancy food critic?

• 30. Would you rather sit through a three-hour traffic jam or endure a four-hour airport delay next to a loud eater?

Thanksgiving Would You Rather Questions for Kids

• 31. Would you rather eat a turkey-flavored ice cream cone or a pumpkin-pie-flavored pizza?

• 32. Would you rather drop your teacher’s mug into sticky maple syrup, or spill apple cider over your friend’s class project?

• 33. Would you rather sit at a desk filled with fluffy bread stuffing, or have a locker that smells like warm cinnamon?

• 34. Would you rather wear a hat made of warm mashed potatoes or boots filled with cold gravy?

• 35. Would you rather have to eat Thanksgiving dinner with a giant pair of tweezers or a soup ladle?

• 36. Would you rather your best friend turns bright orange every time they speak, or sprout leafy celery tops behind their ears when they get excited?

• 37. Would you rather lose the class hamster in your backpack, or crash your hot lunch tray onto the cafeteria floor?

• 38. Would you rather build a model school out of dried cranberries, or build a model playground out of sticky marshmallows?

• 39. Would you rather have your nose turn into a turkey beak or ears turn into giant pumpkin slices?

• 40. Would you rather sit on a hot apple pie or have sticky cranberry sauce all over your hair?

• 41. Would you rather wear a costume made of autumn leaves or a suit made of shiny aluminium foil?

• 42. Would you rather eat a raw onion disguised as a candied apple or three bowls of broccoli gravy?

• 43. Would you rather eat purple mashed potatoes, or blue gravy that stains your mouth?

• 44. Would you rather eat apple coated in hot chili sauce or a mac and cheese sprinkled with cinnamon?

• 45. Would you rather chase a turkey through a mud pit, or dive into a pool filled with sticky pumpkin guts?

Thanksgiving Silly would you rather questions for Teens

• 46. Would you rather get a huge project assigned right before break, or have your sibling delete it the night before it’s due?

• 47. Would you rather your best friend know your family’s secrets, or crash your best friend’s house with 20 of your loudest relatives?

• 48. Would you rather accidentally like your crush’s old social media post or send them an awkward meant for your best friend?

• 49. Would you rather find a secret door behind your holiday decor, or a tunnel under dining table?

• 50. Would you rather accidently send your teacher a meme making fun of teachers, or a text complaining about how boring their class is?

• 51. Would you rather have 1% phone battery on Thanksgiving, or no Wi-Fi all weekend?

• 52. Would you rather have your family change holiday plans last minute, or your friends cancel on you?

• 53. Would you rather return from break with three massive assignments due, or three tests in the same week?

• 54. Would you rather smile through 100 awkward, family photos, or keep 20 screaming relatives from cheating during party games?

• 55. Would you rather let your sibling take credit for your project, or have your teacher accuse you of copying?

• 56. Would you rather sit at the kids’ table, or sit with adults and be forced to join every conversation?

• 57. Would you rather sit next to a relative who asks endless questions, or one who repeats the same story?

• 58. Would you rather get stuck doing homework with a sibling who argues endlessly, or the class slacker who does zero work and ruins your grade?

• 59. Would you rather let your sibling pick a ridiculous outfit for Thanksgiving dinner, or wear unmatched pajamas to school for a week?

• 60. Would you rather host your least favorite teacher for dinner, or have your entire family visit your classroom for a day?

Thanksgiving Would You Rather Questions for Adults

• 61. Would you rather miss your Thanksgiving flight, or have your neighbor run a leaf blower right outside your window during the Thanksgiving meal?

• 62. Would you rather your inner thoughts be read out loud at Thanksgiving dinner, or in the company group chat?

• 63. Would you rather answer salary questions from your relatives all dinner, or answer personal life questions from your boss in front of your whole team?

• 64. Would you rather spend the entire holiday with in-laws who aggressively debate politics, or with a host who strictly enforces a “no phones TV or games” policy?

• 65. Would you rather be forced to host a sit-down dinner for 12 people on three hours’ notice, or cook the entire multi-course meal at someone else’s house where you can’t find anything?

• 66. Would you rather drop the main dish on the floor or realize five minutes before dinner that it’s still completely raw?

• 67. Would you rather sit next to the relative who gives unsolicited, career and relationship advice, or the relative who live-tweets every single minor detail of your life?

• 68. Would you rather have your flight home canceled after Thanksgiving or discover that your car won’t start when you’re ready to leave?

• 69. Would you rather tell your family your worst romantic rejection, or relatives roast you on a microphone for 10 minutes?

• 70. Would you rather eat a dish from a guest with questionable kitchen hygiene or eat something you despise to be polite?

• 71. Would you rather have to explain your job to every relative at Thanksgiving or explain your family tree to every coworker?

• 72. Would you rather every Thanksgiving dish be drenched in burning hot spice, or covered in thick, sugary syrup?

• 73. Would you rather endure yelling during a high-stakes football game or run a 5K “turkey trot” at 6:00 AM?

• 74. Would you rather host a party that runs completely out of drinks or one where guests get way too tipsy early on?

• 75. Would you rather do all the prep work, cooking, and dishes completely alone or deep-fry the main course outside in a rainstorm?

Funny Thanksgiving Situations Questions

• 76. Would you rather send your entire family a text meant for one person or accidentally read your entire text history aloud at Thanksgiving dinner?

• 77. Would you rather have every family photo from Thanksgiving include one random stranger or discover that you blinked in every single photo?

• 78. Would you rather be assigned 3 awkward personal questions to ask your relatives, or have your least favorite relative control every topic to speak about?

• 79. Would you rather have your car horn honk aggressively every time at a red light for a week, or your doorbell playing ‘Jingle Bells’ every 15 minutes non-stop?

• 80. Would you rather discover that your family has been secretly rating your Thanksgiving dinner every year or that they’ve been rating your Thanksgiving outfit?

• 81. Would you rather have your Thanksgiving last for 24 hours or have 7 mini-Thanksgivings gatherings throughout the week for 3 hours each?

• 82. Would you rather swim in a pool of gravy or swim in cranberry sauce?

• 83. Would you rather eat pumpkin for a month or turkey for a month?

• 84. Would you rather have turkey feather or turkey legs?

• 85. Would you rather attend a football match or Macy’s Parade?

• 86. Would you rather read your cringiest middle-school diary out loud to the entire table, or let your parents share any secret story about you?

• 87. Would you rather be locked in a bedroom on Thanksgiving with no food, or have an unlimited supply of food but be stuck in a bathroom for a month?

• 88. Would you rather gobble like a turkey every time you laugh or waddle like a turkey every time you walk?

• 89. Would you rather have everyone at Thanksgiving suddenly switch personalities with the person sitting across from them or have everyone suddenly switch clothes with the person sitting across from them?

• 90. Would you rather drop your hot Thanksgiving pie on your neighbor’s porch, or have them knock every 30 minutes demanding food?

Ways to Play This Thanksgiving Game

• Go Around the Table: Go around the table and read a question. Instead of just picking A or B, each person gets 30 seconds to defend why their choice is the least terrible.

• Everyone Votes: Read a question and have everyone vote by raising one finger for Option A and two fingers for Option B. Count the votes and see which answer wins.

• Pick a Side: Designate one side of the room as Option A and the other as Option B. Read the question and have everyone move to the side they choose.

• Speed-Run Interrogation: Put a hot-seat timer on for 30 seconds. Fire off 5 rapid questions at one player. They have to answer instantly without hesitating.

• Play virtually: Connect virtually with your close ones who will miss Thanksgiving this year and have fun answering these silly questions.

• Play during a fall road trip: this could be a great road trip game, as everyone in the car can read the questions choose their answers.

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